badbadzoot's Diaryland Diary

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I'm a monkey! Yay!

To My Lazy Bastard Co-Worker:

Dude.

Your name is not "Zoot".

So please don't answer questions that are not directed towards you. You are only creating confusion, and monkeys (in the Chinese Zodiac- which I am a monkey) are easily confused. So you are only angering me. You big butthead. Just do your work.

GOSH!

Sincerely,

Your Very Diligent And Hard (ly) Working Co-Worker

*disclaimer*

With my mention of the Chinese Zodiac do I by NO means endorse any kind of horoscope or zodiac thingy or astrological crapola. Mr. B and I went to a Chinese Buffet the other day and you know how they have those neat little placemats with the Chinese Zodiac signs on there and crap- well, we were bored. And I'm a monkey. I'm very intelligent. But easily discouraged and confused. I must stay away from Tigers and marry a Rat. Brandon is not a Rat though.

Oh well.


My fortune: You have endurance for the long haul.

Mr. B's fortune: You will find luck when you go home.

hmmmmm, what can that mean???

(And NO we did NOT do the "Dirty" later that day either......... so what did it mean???)

1:41 p.m. - 2006-07-10

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