badbadzoot's Diaryland Diary
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chocolate abuse! Call the authorities!
I'm gonna ad an entry real quick- 20 minutes til LUNCHTIME! Yeah baby!
Last night I had a churchy meeting with some churchy people, and this lady made some chocolate chip cake. I thought to myself, yum! chocolate (drooling profusely)
But in actuality: IT WAS FREAKING NASTY JUNK.
It made me sick and gave me lotsa gas and turned my stool all sorts of pretty colors.
GAG
Yes I have to be graphic, how then will you feel as though you were there?
I cannot begin to describe the texture of this crappy chocolate cake. I can't believe I just used crappy and chocolate in the same sentence. The texture was pasty and full of air and tasted like something from a horror movie.
Like something Vegans would make. Cuz to be totally healthy- the food must be nasty.
I had two bites then had to put it down.
It was seriously gross.
I LOVE chocolate, and what this woman did to chocolate was INHUMANE. A BLASPHEMOUS SIN! IT'S THE UNFORGIVABLE SIN IN FACT!
I went home and cried.
Oh chocolate, I am so sorry for what that woman done to you. Don't worry, I'll treat you better than that. No more mean churchy lady, she is henceforth BANNED from ever TOUCHING chocolate again in her life!
HEY TODAY IS FRIDAY! whoopeeeeeee!!!!!!!!
I can sleep in tomorrow. Thank God. I am so friggin tired right now. Hey check out this site: IT'S AN ORIGAMI BOULDER! I wish I woulda thunk of that.
Ha. I'm leaving now. I may post over the weekend, we shall see. I'm hanging out with that *someone* I met at Wal-Fart tomorrow. Hopefully he turns out to be what I presume him to be like.
wow. that sentence made all sorts of sense, right?
In case I don't post over the weekend, here is something to remember me by:
11:36 a.m. - 2005-07-15
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